i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
I have two hands and you have two butt cheeks
what a coincidence
i hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad about herself and stuff so theyre like “you’re beautiful” on signs and say shit like “every girl deserves to be called a princess” like we’re not a fucking charity that needs to be pitied all the time
(Source: princesspichu)
apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
(Source: ollivander)
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
(Source: dungeonsanddamsels)